I know you boys pull on your own crank more than GreenDoberman on a Vegas weekend of coke and hookers so I scoured the internet for the perfect Indian woman who can cook you some masala, some methi malia, and whatever the fuck else you hairy brown people eat.
When you get home from work (that's for DSethi, we all know you don't work Raj you lazy motherfucker), she will massage your feet, cook you a nice meal, and then sing to you.
If you fuckers don't want her, then I'll take her since right now I'm horny and desperate (not quite as hairy as you two though) right now.
Anyways I had this little Indian princess do a video to you two figuring best man wins. Last time I tried to hook you up with some porn stars you both ran like little girls, or homos, or Jake Thompson (really three in the same) so this time make it stuck motherfuckers. Yeah, she doesn't have the dot, but she wants you to put it there Vienna-style.
When you get home from work (that's for DSethi, we all know you don't work Raj you lazy motherfucker), she will massage your feet, cook you a nice meal, and then sing to you.
If you fuckers don't want her, then I'll take her since right now I'm horny and desperate (not quite as hairy as you two though) right now.
Anyways I had this little Indian princess do a video to you two figuring best man wins. Last time I tried to hook you up with some porn stars you both ran like little girls, or homos, or Jake Thompson (really three in the same) so this time make it stuck motherfuckers. Yeah, she doesn't have the dot, but she wants you to put it there Vienna-style.